This is a Hoot!

When someone is tapped to become the next pope, their name changes to something holy sounding. Should you be chosen to fill John Paul II's PointyHat, what will your pope name be? Go here to find out.

I typed in Doc Larry and came up with "Pope Monstrous Dick II." Modesty prohibits me from confirming the accuracy of the name. (But my wife just rolled her eyes. She's Pope Offensive Jeff XII, BTW.)

Oh, and unlike the Catholic church, the site does allow females to be named pope. Or to get pope named. You can enter a female name and it will generate a pope name. Got it?