Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Tuesday Funny

I hope I don't get shot in the face for this:

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

I'd like to point out that contrary to what Dick Cheney says, I would not be "very happy" to find a $10 bill falling from the sky. I wouldn't be upset, mind you. I WOULD be happy if it were a $100 bill. And I'd be VERY HAPPY if it were a $1,000 bill.