Friday, June 23, 2006

Stop Desecrating the Flag!

United States soccer fans show their disappointment after the Americans lost 2-1 to
Ghana on Thursday and were eliminated from the World Cup in Nuremberg, Germany.
The U.S. scored just one goal during the tournament.

Damn these so-called Americans! Wearing the flag as clothing! How dare they? Quick, we need a constitutional amendment to stop this!

And since the News-Leader decided to plaster this photo all over Friday's sports page (and its web site), let's boycott all businesses which advertise in the News-Leader. Bunch of communists, I tell you!